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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 23:47

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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